20 Most Memorable The Apprentice Quotes

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The Apprentice contestants have delivered some of the most outrageous and moronic lines ever uttered on British TV ever. We have picked out the one's we particular like. See if you agree with us as we introduce the 20 most memorable The Apprentice quotes.

1. "I regret not becoming a scientist so I could clone myself and become successful in half the time." - Bianca Miller (2014)

2. "I have the energy of a Duracell Bunny, sex appeal of Jessica Rabbit, and a brain like Einstein." - Luisa Zissman (2013)

3. "I'm like a shark at the top of the food chain. I take what I want, when I want. I truly am the reflection of perfection."- Ricky Martin (Winner 2012)

4. "Not only am I the youngest in the team, I'm the shortest." - Edward Hunter (2011)

5. "Don't tell me the stars the limit when there are footprints on the moon." - Melody Hossaini (2011)

6. "I find it very difficult to conversate with her." - Melissa Cohen (2010)

7. "The spoken word is my tool." - Raef Byayou (2008)

8. "Everything I touch turns to sold." -  Stuart Baggs (2010)

9. "I'm not a one trick pony I'm not a 10 trick pony. I've got a field of ponies waiting to literally run towards this job." - Stuart Baggs (2010)

10. "I'm Stuart Baggs 'The Brand' - I've got a certain type of charisma." - Stuart Baggs (2010)

11. "When you're best friends are Mr Pino and Mr Grigio, you wanna watch it." - Katie Hopkins (2007)

12. "Me and Lord Sugar could build an empire together.I think I am him when he was my age." - James Hill (2014)

13. "There are two types of people in the world. Winners and... I don't know how to say the word; I can't say it." - Ian Stringer (2008)

14. "Business is the new rock 'n' roll and I'm Elvis Presley." - Philip Taylor (2009)

15. "Are the French very fond of their children?" - Susan Ma (2011)

16. "Pinewood Studios. I'm pretty sure that is a furniture shore." - Sandeesh Samra (2010)

17. "My first word wasn't mummy, it was money." - Shibby Robati (2010)

18. "I think outside the box, if I was an apple pie the apples inside me would be oranges." - Alex Epstein (2010)

19. "I'm the Swiss army knife of bouncy skills, business skills, enthusiasm. I've got everything highly-tuned and highly-chiselled." - Richard Woods (2015)

20. "And there is the river Thames... the second largest river in London." - Jamie Lester (2010)